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This one really threw me for a loop. So I ran a veracity check with AI. Among other things, I got this gem:

"There is no credible medical source recommending 30-60 minutes of unsupervised internal rectal dilation while blogging."

This clearly implies that you should have a friend or spotter closely supervising your rectal dilation. If you're feeling 'au natural', he can simply insert himself and kill two birds with one stone.

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