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Friendly Neighborhood Maverick's avatar

I'm gonna be honest man it's a little hard to pay attention to the actual words you're saying in this article

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Astral's avatar

The article I wish I wrote

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SomeUserName's avatar

Explain why you think the one model has suboptimal hang. They look nice and perky to me. What am I missing?

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Cheirophilus's avatar

> They look nice and perky to me.

I think you’ve answered your own question. They are nice perky and therefore they exhibit suboptimal hang. This not to say they are bad breasts. Just that they do not have optimal hang coefficient.

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Michael B's avatar

Excellent article. As an erotic photographer who is pretty familiar with Craig Morey’s work, I commend your choice of illustrative photos.

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Cheirophilus's avatar

Oh wow. Very cool that you know him. His work is incredibly beautiful, made my job easy. Thank you very much.

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Michael B's avatar

I'm looking at one of his prints right now on the wall behind my monitor. It shows a Bay Area model from the 1990s named Bambi who has special meaning for me - partly because she has the perfect hang factor. Ah, here is a link to the print:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/165367393292?_skw=bambi&itmmeta=01JSZ8AH2V57Q7DH6V4WR87A74&hash=item2680aa2c0c:g:qWUAAOSwQH9hHZVb

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Cheirophilus's avatar

Exceptional hang. Rare breed, that particular type of nipple often impairs optimal hang. Not in Bambi though. Thanks for sharing.

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Kryptogal (Kate, if you like)'s avatar

I'm going to guess you must really hate breast implants. The whole point of them is that they can be huge and still have no hang.

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Cheirophilus's avatar

We're talking about breasts in this article.

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Hobe's avatar

Perky tits are goated, sorry!

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PostPlandemicChronicles's avatar

Most Scholarly article I ever saw(I mean read).

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Mimi's Attic's avatar

I've never seen so many images and insights about breasts in one post, but I'm definitely not complaining! Thanks for sharing such an interesting perspective, I learned something new.

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David Bybee's avatar

I believe the most important characteristics of a breast are how much the owner of the breasts likes them licked, sucked, fondled, and fucked.

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